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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

You must be oxygen and neon because I think that you are the One for me. Damn, I just lost my phone. I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone.

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You are hotter than magma. Are you a non-volatile particle? Although pickup lines are occasionally actually quite often corny they still work to break the ice. Learn more about Thought Catalog and our writers on our about. Your loving and caring to every person you meet.

Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! Really Funny Clever Smatt Up Lines A good sense of humor, combined with the ability to think clearly, is the most effective way to seduce somebody.

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Clever lines are always much more useful than the simple or banal ones for those who really want to get a date! Because you raise my boiling point. If it seems like she is laughing and enjoying.

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I wish that I could rearrange the smart smarh so that I could have Uranium and Iodine next to each other. I get tachycardia when I pick of you. Of course, the only thing women like better than a smart man is a man with a good sense of humor. Do you like line Indirect Pici Pickups These may be one of the only indirect pickups that girls will interpret as a pickup, either way, the aim is to make them laugh.

Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

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Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? The key is to make sure you are sincere and original.

These are just a few examples but you get the idea. If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me? You are so hot, you must be what is causing global warming.

Will you go out to dinner with me? I want to buy you dinner! Are you my appendix?

You must be a fossil because I would love to date you. Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

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